hello! I kind of stayed in at recess to do this, but it was worth it.
I want to write a novel, and this is my sneak peek.(probably won’t be the same when completed)
Hello! i’m not here. at least, i’m not supposed to be. I also as a matter of fact am not human. or am I? for we are one, yet we are many. you will all be us, and we will all be you. very soon.
camera turns on. “hey, is this thing working? ok. the world is currently a horror show, and there is no escape. So! If you are watching this, then I am long dead. don’t panic, because I shouldn’t matter to you. the names mike, by the way. not that you would care anyways. if you’re in the past, heck knows how this got there, you’re kind of screwed. I, though, am your one hope of survival. so, if you throw this film away, good luck on your own! out in the wild. all alone. without any help. but iff you do decide to keep it” generic celebration noises. “then hooray hurrah! (you’re still kind of screwed by the way). now, I know what you’re probably thinking. “what the heck are we even hiding from, and why should we trust you?” well, the things you are escaping, are the most horrid, unima-” BANG BANG BANG! “oh crap. they’re here. crap crap crap crap crap. well dang it. now I don’t get to tell you what your running from, because, well they’re here. well I can’t really video while im running for my life, so I guess ill have to cut it off there. see you later! (if I survive)”
**end of video**
well, that’s really all I have so far, so I hope you like my book’s preview! comment if you have any suggestions!
bye bye!
i must make this into a feature film!
Wow! That would be amazing!
ci! muy bueno!
no entiendo
Beat it Speily!! The rights for this one are all mine! I shall call it:
Terminator 2:2 2 past 2 spurious
you guys can settle this argument. I can be no help here.